Based on my birth chart, my sun is in Aquarius:

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My Ascendant is in Libra:

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Therefore, my houses go like this:

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My Sun rises in my fifth house:

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The philosophy goes something like this: 

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And, the specific meaning of the houses goes like this:

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Let’s talk about it –

So, if we look at house 8 (the house of sex), I’m an Aquarius that screws like a taurus when in sexual situations; therefore, I have the best part of the bull. 

I’m an Aquarius that appears like a Libra (house 1) and strength (sun – house 5) is in Romance, Play, Self-expression, and creativity. 

In short, I’m a good looking guy (house 1), who is a gifted romantic (house 5), that f*cks like a bull (house 8). I’m an astrological weapon of mass destruction. 

Too bad that most people don’t believe in this…

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